On the first day of Christmas, my MP bought on behalf of me …
If it worries you that there are only 14 shopping days left until Christmas and you’re stuck for festive gift ideas, worry no more – the latest tranche of MPs’ expenses can inspire you to pick out the perfect present.
If you’re still looking for an addition to a friend’s kitchen, for example, why not buy a Genius garlic peeling and crushing set for £12.22?
The Conservative MP James Arbuthnot was so impressed with it that he bought three from a television shopping channel.
Or you could brave the crowds and hit London – remember that the John Lewis department store is popular with MPs.
The Darlington Labour MP, Alan Milburn, visited it to buy a new set of silver-lacquered coasters – something that would delight any family member this Christmas.
Ripping open the wrapping paper to find a state of the art iRobot Roomba 560 vacuum cleaner could make someone’s Christmas Day.
The tech-savvy Labour MP David Clelland billed the taxpayer for one of the £224.99 robot cleaners, which guides itself around the home with a sensor.
If you have a real fire, you could get the whole family into the Christmas spirit by buying a traditional yule log or two. Keep that winter chill at bay by taking inspiration from the Conservative MP for Saffron Walden, Sir Alan Haselhurst, who billed the taxpayer for £100 spent on one load of logs for his fire.
And Jacqui Smith could spur you on in your search for a present for the TV fan in your life.
The former home secretary claimed £555.74 for a Panasonic 32in widescreen television and £244.90 for a DVD player (she also infamously claimed for two soft porn films watched by her husband – something that could inspire a more risqué Christmas gift choice).
The Labour MP Ann Cryer charged the taxpayer £199.95 for a Roberts radio from Peter Jones. She then claimed £174 for two radios – a pure Chronos digital clock radio and a second Roberts – fine presents to sit comfortably under the tree.
Christmas lunch is always a bit of a blowout, and you’ll certainly need sweet treats to follow the traditional turkey dinner.
Douglas Carswell, the Conservative member for Harwich, claimed £2,960.21 for food in 2008-2009. A Tesco receipt reveals that he bought 25 bottles of mineral water (24 sparkling and one still) and some golden syrup.
The Labour MP Mike O’Brien could also help with your Christmas menu – the health minister claimed for 20 mini-doughnuts, sponge pudding, rice puddings, lollies, chocices and a banoffi pie.
And if you’re still stuck, you could always take a chance on a novel gift. What do you get for the person who has everything? Well, there’s always a bell tower.
Democracy is reaching new highs on the internet, as the Guardian has decided to open up one of its investigations to the public via Twitter and its website.
‘Labour Party politics had become a variant of Conservatism, ‘revolutionary’ politics had become a game of make-believe.’
The Sun suffered a backlash this week for its agressive coverage of Gordon Brown’s handwritten letter to Jacqui Janes, the mother of guardsman Jamie Janes, who was killed in Afghanistan.
Today has mainly featured me falling asleep in uncomfortable places, capped off by the bliss of a bunk bed; a rarified object which I haven’t seen for almost a week now.
I’m now away on what is gradually becoming a yearly ritual. Me and my good friend Alex Hope have yet again hit the rails of Europe in search of sun, sea, music, alcohol, culture and much more.
Today I was in my work guise for the British Chambers of Commerce (BCC) annual convention, at the International Convention Centre (ICC) Birmingham.